That Awkward Moment When...

The drive thru window opens and the attendant's face immediately changes to the most taken aback, disgusted look because your car is overheating and the wind is blowing the stem directly into the unfortunate employee's face, which proceeded to throw my coffee and bagel into my car as you sheepishly say, "uh..thank you" and drive away with your damaged car, knowing it's just about time for the mechanic to take you car, Rosie, for his time in your shared custody agreement.