A Modest Proposal

It can be agreed by all parties that recently, children are developing into batty, idiotic, unhinged, criminals killing, assaulting, and stealing, ruining the streets of America. At one point in time America was known for the hope and prosperity it possessed. As said in the famous song “this land was made for you and me” illustrating “the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts” and “the endless skyway” standing on a “golden valley” of how beautiful America is. And now these savages are destroying it.
These creatures grow up to be barbaric because they are most often left unsupervised throughout their childhood. In the 1960s, Betty Friedan sparked the second wave of American feminism giving women the audacity to think they should work. Before this ignition, family households survived off of one income, the man’s, leaving women at home as caretakers. Not only did this explosion of feminism leave children at home alone, but it also created a more competitive economy because with a double income, households were more apt to buy unnecessary items deeming them essential. With this new found competition families find it impossible to have only one income, when in retrospect that is not how it should be.
After eighteen years of observing these crude behaviors that have ultimately transformed America, it is my idea that we, as a society, need to recognize the women for the fall of our country. It is the women’s fault that children are growing up to be cancerous to our society and it is the women’s fault that the economy is in shambles. If the women had never had come up with inane idea that they have the right to work, we would never be in this mess we call a recession. Before Betty Friedan’s moronic idea to inspire women to leave their kitchens and join the workforce, America was in a state of the “Leave it to Beaver” philosophy where women were the caretakers, assuring their children turned out to be perfect housewives and perfect businessmen, respectively. Consider these statistics from the United States: In 1960, before the second wave of American feminism, approximately 912,100 burglaries were recorded while in 2010 approximately 2,159,878 burglaries were recorded, nearly doubling the rate in 1960.
As a solution to this cataclysm, women should be sent back to their rightful domain. Their du ties will include, but are not limited to, ironing and cleaning her husband’s clothes; producing healthy, valuable children; keep up with the house chores such as vacuuming, dusting, dishes, and yard work; greet her husband and listen to him at the end of a long day at work; and most importantly, make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your children can learn to be presentable, honest, satisfactory people who know where and what their boundaries are. This behavior is in stark contrast to the working mother’s transgressions for the past five decades.
Also, with only one income within each household the national debt will decrease. There will be less competition to buy extravagant items that are unnecessary for the family. With one income, families will live a more simplified life, as long as the foolish women do not act out and ask for things they do not deserve.
Regardless of how they might feel, it is their precise obligation to perform what is expected of them. They are the sole caretakers that shape their children’s future and they need to be prime examples so that the children are not confused.